India vs Pakistan : What you may have missed!

1. Rohit Sharma really could have made 250 runs all by himself today.. but just got bored.

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2. While Indian experts & media debated for months about the #4 spot; our team management have quietly upgraded it and made it flexible.

3. Hardik Pandya wasn’t middling the ball and struggling … yet scored 26 runs at 130% strike rate!

4. The street smart Kedar Jadhav is being wasted down and should be our #5 batsmen.

5. But then, every player is putting his hand up (a sign of a great team) – KL Rahul gave us a good start while Vijay Shankar made runs & took wickets! Whom to drop .. when Gabbar returns?

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6. Such is our bench strength that Mohd Shami coming in next match (ahead of the unfit Bhuvi) will actually upgrade the team combination!

7. Kuldeep & Chahal are still making Kul-Cha of opposition batsmen… after hurting them with the Cha-Ku!

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8. Pakistan lost four top order wickets to Pandya & Shankar. Seriously? Jasprit Bumrah & Bhuvi weren’t even required much today!

9. India vs Pakistan head to head WC record now stands at 7-0!

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10. India now have one foot in the WC2019 SemiFinals & will give games to some bench players vs weaker opposition.

XI. The World Cup is coming home!

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Don’t agree? India won this match ..

– despite Shikhar Dhawan not playing.

– despite a key bowler hobbling off.

– despite Virat Kohli losing the toss.

– despite India asked to bat in overcast conditions.

– despite Pakistan batting second which is helpful in D/L situations.

– despite Sarfaraz very relaxed and yawning on field.

– despite Sania Mirza supporting India only 50%.

– despite Pak PM Imran Khan getting involved giving Sarfaraz advice on Twitter.

– despite PM Modi kattis (not your friend) with Imran Khan at recent meet.

– despite Amit Shah not involved in strategising.

– despite Exit polls saying close match.

– despite weather gods threatening to wash off match.

– despite Virat walking off even when he was not out.

– despite Virat not taking DRS when a Pak player was clean LBW.

… how much more olive hand can India extend.. yeh to Olive orchard tha..

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AVIJIT DAS PATNAIK

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